Transfiguration of Sandwich

Harmonics A

Peanut Butter Jelly. Turkey with Havarti. Hot Pastrami. Jesus Christ the Lord. Bacon Club. These objects are all causes for salivation, but only one portends salvation. What began as a sacramental marbling in the rye became canonized by a fully operational gospel choir.

Beings of the Hailai species use transfiguration for demonstration purposes—to show their brethren what they really mean during conversations on abstract concepts or ideals. However, when the message being communicated is sufficiently clear and powerful, the listener will sometimes transfigure the speaker’s truest intention upon the closest object. This is akin to nodding.

Her sister recounted the time that they swam across the chartreuse lake. In response, she turned the uranium lamp into an electric eel and shocked her sister with unconditional love.

Flip to Harmonics B